May 2012
Help!
I have to write a speech for my english class and it can be about absolutely anything. I don’t want to do any of the usual topics (animal testing, death penalty etc.) and I can’t think of anything good. Any suggestion would be greatly appreciated! :)
musicians: stop illegally downloading our music we're broke
kids: but we're broke too
Me: Wow, I actually look kinda good in that picture!
Me: *staring at the picture*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: Nevermind, that is literally the ugliest fucking picture I've ever taken.
blogs that have the next/previous arrows and numbers near the top so you scroll to the bottom then you have to scroll back up again just to go to the next page
blogs that don’t even have next/previous arrows so you have to type in the url every time you want to go to the next page
blogs that
blogs
my health teacher asked for different ways to prevent pregnancy and i said “do it in the butt” and i got extra credit because no one has ever said that before
person: cursing isn't very ladylike you know.
me: does it look like i give a fuck.
“If only i had checked myself”
– guy who wrecked himself
Watch
sebastianthedog:
one night two parents went out for dinner
a few hours later the baby sitter called and asked if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids room
the dad told her to get out of the house and call the police and that they didnt have a clown statue
when the police got there it turned out they did have a clown statue and the dad had alzheimers
ex0rcist:
you can’t spell school without i hate my life